The Week in Tweets – May 20, 2016

Hooray for Friday! Before we all get ready to cheer on the Penguins* tonight, let’s get through an all-new, all-different Week in Tweets!

* While most of you will be watching Pens/Lightning in Game 4 of the NHL Eastern Conference Finals, I’ll be held hostage and forced to watch Happy Feet by my toddler. Though not my first choice in Friday night entertainment, it’s a helluva lot better than the Bubble Guppies. Watching that nonsensical show makes me almost regret having a kid…

3) Jenn Strang (@jennstrang)

Nothing makes me despair for humanity quite like airport fashion.

An airport is basically now just like a Walmart with better security…

2) Dana (@yay_toast)

I would like to timeshare a dog.

I wish there was an Airbnb for pets so that I could have other people pay to let my cats ignore them just like they do me…

1) schrödinger’s hoe (@SMASEY)

When I’m president first fucking law is no god damn landscaping or consultation before 9 am, what is WRONG with you people?

Agreed! I also suggest that you make the following illegal as well:

  • using the word “moist”
  • clipping your nails at work
  • Game of Thrones spoilers
  • pleated chinos
  • watching Bubble Guppies

Below is a pic of a Rachel ignoring me. Have a wonderful weekend everybody!

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